Do you know Jack Schitt?

Posted by Mario Avila on

So you don't know Jack Schitt? I know Jack Schitt, I met him in Williamsburg, VA. He's the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate and his wife Oh Schitt, owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came two boys, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt, they had a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are...

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